zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via reshipped)



perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

(via forgave)


nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

(via handjob)


kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(via nice-wig-janis)


magnacarterholygrail:

amazelife:

xshe-hood-thox:

I hate a “send me a pic” ass nigga, a when I say I’m laying down he say “without me” ass nigga, can’t hold a convo but can talk about sex for hours ass nigga, ain’t tryna take you out but wanna chill ass nigga, “what are you wearing” ass nigga. Sick of these niggas

PREACH THAT!!!

(via crashedparty)


(via crashedparty)


twxstedmindstate:

samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

THIIIIISSS !!

(via peculiarchildren)


unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via forgave)


(via intensional)