jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(via trust)


assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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(via gullibility)


(via stability)


nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

(via thefrogman)


dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(via mostawkwardmomentss)


loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

(via legalwifi)


growlithes:

Squidward kept this s*** real

(via done)



handjob:

terrakion:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

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(via trust)