3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.


(via forgave)


thejamesboyle:

This is me on my wedding day. Marrying no one and then throwing one of my 97 cats as the bouquet.

thejamesboyle:

This is me on my wedding day. Marrying no one and then throwing one of my 97 cats as the bouquet.


omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

image

(via forgave)


if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

image

(via seanp0donnell)


inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

image

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

image

(via okaypizza)


nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

(via trust)


deathbycuteboy:

my uncle’s dog max

deathbycuteboy:

my uncle’s dog max

(via alex-marshall-butler)